Everyone needs a Log!

What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs
rolls over your neighbor's dog?
What's great for a snack and fits on your back?
It's Log, Log, Log!

It's Log, Log, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
It's Log, Log, it's better than bad, it's good!
Everyone wants a log! You're gonna love it, Log!
Come on and get your log! Everyone needs a Log!

The jingle would then be followed by plugs for various types of Logs

Now this would be a great opportunity for filk. You know, instead of "Log, Log, Log", it would be "Blog, Blog, Blog". Doesn't quite work though. In this case the idea of it is better than doing it. Just like a 10 year old with grand ideas of a super, secret underground complex with slides and computers and an ice cream parlor. (Yes, I was that kind of 10 year old, proto-geek.) Besides, it would seem weird creating filk from a parody.

TOPIC: humor